Monthly Archives: January 2015
Editorial
I’ve recently taken up running. I hate exercise, I don’t enjoy it, it hurts and every body part I have jiggles and turns purple. At home I ran round a field, dodging the mole hills and aggressive dog walkers, swearing as much as I was sweating. Crucially, I picked a flat field: something with no […]
Horrific Weather Suggests Imminent Apocalypse
Scientists have been baffled this week at the sudden appearance of strange hard rain that has been appearing over Durham city within the last few weeks. This ‘hard rain’ has a cold, slushy appearance and doesn’t appear to be dangerous initially, although extended exposure to this ‘rain’ can cause the skin to freeze and become […]
