Dear God,

Ever since I first heard your voice, I knew you loved me; you conjured me up with those magical words; ‘Do you want to build a snowman?’

I knew you loved me by the love you showed me in the very beginning. You crafted my body, made it strong and perfectly spherical. When I fell you saved me again and again, by ensuring that my feet were much larger than my body.

You made me unique – from the all the other flakes of the universe – you made me. You made me see, you clothed me with your scarf and you loved me.

Now here I am, days later, sitting where you left me – abandoned me. The ground isn’t perfect anymore – it’s dark, grimy, and the sun burns my skin.

And the dog keeps pissing on me.

Please come back and save your Olaf.

Amen.