If you find it difficult to get a vibe from the party crowd, decode them using this guide. Drug use and drink mixing alter the result but if you’re on the piss too it’s all relative…
Draft beer: Casual, easy going and almost broke. Develops goggles early into the night, use this to your advantage.
House red: Sophisticant.
Sauvignon Blanc: Culture vulture.
Mojito: Minty fresh.
Glenfiddich: Over 45 or just a douche.
Remy Martin XO: Having a nightcap and genuinely going to bed.
Jägerbomb: Having one last nightcap and not going to bed for the next 3 hours.
White Russian: A white Russian.
Flaming Sambuca/ tequila slammer: The life of the party.
Guinness: You’re at a St. Paddy’s Day party, or this person is iron-deficient.
Rum: Dutty wining is imminent.
Multiple quaddies: Parties like a boss.
Non-alcoholic beverages: For women: She’s pregnant. For men: He’s pregnant.
Absinthe: A drucking funk.