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Durham Union sincerely apologises for wrongdoing
Hell is still warm, hens haven’t grown any teeth, and there are no monkeys flying out of my ass – but the Durham Union has officially apologised for something it did wrong.
Skyscrapers and bungalows: Inside Durham University’s new planning permission applications
Skyscrapers? Soup? Sentient hoovers? – all will be revealed in our deep dive into Durham University’s fresh flurry of planning permission applications.
